Step 1: Run from mom and monkey up the play structure as fast as possible
Step 2: Mock mom from top of structure and see just how far she's willing to climb
Step 3: race over to the top of the tallest slide and see just how fast mom runs
Step 4: Hurl self down slide as fast as possible with no thought to how you are landing
Step 5: Face plant complete with full body bounce as feet hit first causing a forward body slam...all ending with a huge smile on her face wanting to go again. We left the park 5 min later as mom quickly saw where this was going...and the ER is not where i want to go on a day I'm home alone with the kids!
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